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Tuesday, June 15, 2010

What's In a Title?


Do we really pay any attention to the title of a book?  We have always been told to not judge a book by its cover, but does that apply to the title?  You may not be aware that each year there is a BIG book fair in Frankfurt Germany; where publishers and authors from all around world gather to show off their new books.  Each year there is a prize given to the oddest title.   Here are some “hopefuls” from the past years:
*      Fancy Coffins to Make Yourself [A book for woodworkers]
*      Knitting with Dog Hair
*      Wood Carving with a Chain Saw
*      Drying Flowers With A Microwave
*      Nuclear War: What's In It For You?
*      How Green were the Nazis?
*      Old Tractors and the Men Who Love Them
*      How to Avoid Huge Ships
*      Bomb Proof Your House

We mustn’t forget about the many medical books published each year—going well beyond “Gray’s Anatomy” into some interesting “specialties”.

*      A Pictorial Book of Tongue Coatings
*      Brace Owner's Manual: A Guide To The Wearing And Care Of Braces
*      Waterproofing Your Child
*      The Secret of Sphincters
*      DIY Brain Surgery
*      Nasal Maintenance
*      Inflammatory Bowel Diseases: A Personal View
*      Hot Topics in Urology


Hey, while we are at it—let’s leave the real world of the ridiculous and move to the realm of adolescent humor (my specialty and favorite).  I grew up with wonderfully funny titles, Like “ Under the Grandstands”, by Seymore Butts; “The Yellow River”, by I. P. Freely; and many others.  Do have any you recall?   Here are some new ones (at least to me):

*      The Broken Window by Eva Brick
*      The Cliff Tragedy by Eileen Dover
*      French Windows by Pattie O'Dors
*      Forestry by Teresa Green
*      Olympic Games by Arthur Letics
*      How to Make Honey by B. Keeper
*      Easy Money by Robyn Banks
*      Gunfire by R. Tillery
*      Long Walk by Miss D. Buss
*      The Dogs' Dinner by Nora Bone
*      A Hole in My Bucket by Lee King
*      Falling Trees by Tim Burr
*      How to Win by Vic Tree
*      I Love Math by Adam Upp and Ima Adder
*      Snakes of the World by Anna Conda
*      Natural Bust Enlargement by Mine Power

What silly titles do you recall?
 

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